How to forget your bra… like Lindsay Lohan

16Jan07

We’re off to a Chanel event, it’s almost the Hollywood award season. And we had our picture taken minus a bra.

Oops. Now that is going to be flashed all over the world thanks to the wonderful world of the internet.

Now did I lose it because…

1. I honestly just forgot to put one on.
Who knew the paparazzi lights would be so bright that it made my perfectly perky boobs show through. Oh no, what will my parents think. I wish I would turn back time.

2. I just had to stop by my boy toy’s house and get me some of that hot lovin’
His hotel suite was totally on the way to the lift. A girl has needs too and if I can just hitch up my dress that’s even better. No messing up my perfectly styled hair and professionally applied make up.

3. I just wanted to see what everyone would say about my boobs.
I’ve flashed other parts to the media before, but these babies never got a showing. Until now.

4. None of my bras went with what I was wearing.
Honest.

5. Hey when did I put this on?
Ah whatever… give me another slug of whatever you’re drinking!

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