How to get creative in the bedroom

21Jan07

Who said the bedroom was meant for sleeping?! This is for all you people in long-term relationships who have gotten into a routine, lack-lustre sex life that needs perking up. Or maybe you’re single and just bored of the same old method of seduction that’s far-removed from the roaring flames of a fiery romance, and resembles something closer to plain kindle-wood (the wood part being a bonus at this stage). However mundane your love-life has been, here are a few solutions to get things spiced up in your bedroom (which in turn will give you that twinkle in the eye during the day!).

PLAY DRESS UP
“Doctor, Doctor! I need a jab to get my heart racing!” “Ooooh Nurse! What tight orifices you have!” Costumes are an easy and fun way to spice things up! There’s a huge selection of costumes and characters to choose from. From Nurses to Air-Hostesses to French Maids. There’s a plethora of naughty outfits to drive any man wild. Low Budget Option: Grab some band-aids and get sticking!! Ouch, hurts so good.

ROLE PLAY
Slightly different from just dressing up in costume. Think of Samantha and Smith from Sex and the City: choose an alias, meet at a bar separately and seduce each other back to the bedroom! Different places, different stories and one heck of a good time!

CHANGE OF SCENERY
Think outside the box! Think adventurous and risky! Where do you want to go today? How about on a balcony? In a Church confessional box? Say your Hail Marys and get cracking! But be quick! Someone might see you…which can add to the excitement!

TIE ME UP!
Tie ‘em down! Give bondage a go! You just never know! Bit too S&M for you? There’s always fluffy handcuffs and the beautiful ‘Adults Only’ Boxset from Peter Alexander (they have international shipping!)

TEXAS HOLD ‘EM
Strip poker anyone?

KODAK MOMENT
Why not record your memories – hey, it worked for Paris! Who knows, it just might earn you some extra money (to create your sequel of course!)

YOU THINK IM JOKING
“I’m not wearing any panties.” If celebrities are taking to the streets partying without wearing any then its safe to say the same can be done on a date. Just imagine the look on your man’s face when you utter those words! Oh, and don’t let any stains on your dress worry you – it was never a problem for Monica Lewinsky, officially the first woman behind the presidential desk in the Oval Office! Power-play will keep you guessing as to the true depth of seducing prowess accessible by your partner.

THE OLD FASHIONED WAY
Romantic candlelight dinner anyone? Honestly, when was the last time you had one of those? They only happen in the movies, right? WRONG! Dim the lights, get the candles out and put on some Barry White. All that romance will get more than just the candles burning!

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